Ceci N’est Pas Une Beignet — Hand-Painted Art Tee

This is not a donut.

René Magritte painted a pipe and told you it wasn’t a pipe. He was right, of course — it was paint on canvas. A representation. A symbol. Not the thing itself.

This is paint on a t-shirt. A donut rendered in oils, glazed in your choice of color, embellished with Preciosa Maxima crystals (clear, silver-backed) that catch the light like sugar never could. It is not a donut. It is a wearable painting. A small act of surrealism you can wear to brunch.

Magritte would have approved. Probably.

Hand-painted to order on a premium stretch cotton blend tee — lightweight, flattering, with just enough stretch for comfortable movement. Choose your glaze color and crystal add-on at checkout.

Want crystals? Select your crystal option at checkout. Preciosa Maxima crystals, clear with silver backing — $10 for the first crystal, $2.50 for each additional. Up to 5 crystals: +$20. Up to 10 crystals: +$32.50. Crystal placement is at the artist’s discretion unless otherwise noted in your order notes.

No two are exactly alike. That’s the point.

The tee: Premium stretch cotton blend · 57% cotton, 37% polyester, 6% spandex · Crewneck · Short sleeves · Bella’s Inner Child exclusive label

Sizing note: This tee runs small — we recommend sizing up for a comfortable fit.

Care: Hand wash cold, turn inside out. Hang or lay flat to dry. Do not machine dry — protect your painting and crystals.

Made to order · Please allow 1–2 weeks for completion.