Ceci N'est Pas Une Beigne — Waterfall Cocktail Table (SOLD)

This is not a donut.

It is, however, a one-of-a-kind hand-painted arch coffee table — a wink at Magritte, a love letter to the absurd, and a fully functional piece of furniture that will make your living room the most interesting room in any house.

The table itself is a sleek mid-century waterfall form in high-gloss white lacquer with blush pink accents. Perched at its center: an original oil painting of a pink-glazed donut, rendered with the same reverence one might give a Flemish still life. Because why not?

This piece has found its home. But yours is still waiting.

✦ Commission Your Own

Every piece I create begins with a conversation. If you're drawn to the idea of furniture that carries a secret — a painting, a symbol, a story only you know — I'd love to hear what lives in your imagination.

Custom commissions are available for tables, cabinets, chairs, and other furniture forms. Each piece is wholly unique, built around your space, your mythology, your interior world.

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